Iphone Haters Edit Meaning

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Someone that talks shiton Iphones because they can't afford one.

They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.

mike- check out my new iPhone.

Guy- that things gay!

mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.

guy- yeah whatever, let me see it

dam I can't seem to work it

mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs

guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone

mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one

MSG brought to u by my iphone

See iphone, cool, shit