Iphone Kid

What is Iphone Kid?


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A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.

Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"

Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."

Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."

See iphone, gay, battery, fagget, queer


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