Iphone Panic

What is Iphone Panic?


1.

sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.

OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.

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