Iphonese

What is Iphonese?


1.

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.

Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened

Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.

See iphonese, iphone, gibberish, typo


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