Iphonian

What is Iphonian?

one who chooses to use an Iphone but thinks they have more power than they do

Iphonians put themselves on a pedestal- better than all the rest. I am an Iphonian, therefore I am GOD

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I'm Not Listening

1. I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing y..

Malted

1. Just means ur drunk off beer after 10 stellas ur probably malted See drunk, pissed, beer, alcohol, slaughtered..

Zift

1. Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit. "Oh no forgot the keys in the car..

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