Ipod Socks

What is Ipod Socks?


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a cheap excuse for an unnecessary gift for your girlfriend, when in reality....you're going to steal it from her in her sleep and mastrabate in them while listening to Rihanna! HAHAHAHA! no, but seriously...they're really cool.

Man: "oh yeah baby, keep studdering your words, you dirty whore. i'll anal-ize you under MY -ella. crazy mo-fo, uhhh ahhhhh!!! there she blows"

*good thing, iPod socks cum in 6 pairs.

See rihanna, spiders, bridget, kate


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