What is Ipod Socks?
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a cheap excuse for an unnecessary gift for your girlfriend, when in reality....you're going to steal it from her in her sleep and mastrabate in them while listening to Rihanna! HAHAHAHA! no, but seriously...they're really cool.
Man: "oh yeah baby, keep studdering your words, you dirty whore. i'll anal-ize you under MY -ella. crazy mo-fo, uhhh ahhhhh!!! there she blows"
*good thing, iPod socks cum in 6 pairs.
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Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.
I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.
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"Cowboy Up" is when you are injured or down and the prospect of doing whatever it is you're about to try is so bleak that..
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Derived from Master Cocksman, this is an individual who refuses to retire his Master Cocksman status even though he has taken a bride.
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