Ipod Touch Numbness

What is Ipod Touch Numbness?

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The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"

Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."

Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."

Guy 2: "Told you!"

Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

See itouch, thickness, lil wayne, iphone, fuck, phone, brick

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