Ipoditis

What is Ipoditis?


1.

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!

doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis

mother:is there a cure:

doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)

kid: what the hell are you doing!?

doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

See ipod, ipod nano

2.

A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.

Brad: Hey john!

Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...

Brad: Oh, Damn it

See ipod, ipodophile, ipodophilia, ipod nano


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