Ipodjob

What is Ipodjob?

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An Ipodjob is a sexual act in which your girlfriend watches porn on your Ipod while giving you a blowjob and describes what she is watching, mostly with your cock still in her mouth.

"My girlfriend gave me an Ipodjob last night but I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Guess her mom never taught her to talk with her mouth full!"

"High Five!"

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