Ipon

What is Ipon?


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when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.

dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.

dumb-bitch2: you mean period?

dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!

dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon

dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.

dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon

dumb-bitch1: this just might work!

See tampon, ipod, blood, guts, gore, dumb bitch


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