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To physically sway backwards under the immense weight of an object
Bob was pushing hard on the 4th rep of bench presses, until suddenly..
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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?
Hu..
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Suck my dick
Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to..