Ipoop Edit Meaning

1.

A verb. In communal bathrooms (e.g., dorms, workplace), the act of listening to your iPod while defecating to drown out the sound of your own bodily functions, thus covering up any possible embarrassment.

"I've gotta go drop a deuce in the bathroom, but I know it's going to be loud as hell."

"Go iPoop then, you won't be able to hear it."

See ipod, pooping, podcast, mp3, crapping

2.

A derogatory term, meaning iPod.

You got an iPoop? I guess you care more about fashion than function.

See ipoop, ipod, mp3, player, sound, fashion, function

3.

taking your ipod to the bathroom so you can watch media whilst you poop.

back in 20 mins, I'm going to take an ipoop and watch an episode of CSI.

See ipod, media, bathroom, poop, toilet

4.

ipoop is a term describing an elongated time spent on the toilet while going number two due to using an iphone.

Oh man that was such a good ipoop.

See iphone, poop, toilet, apple, bathroom