What is Iranian Spider Web?
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The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
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another way to say vagina, presumably said when a woman is a known queefer
damn, jenny is hot
i know dude, but her queef quarters are ..