Iranian Spider Web

What is Iranian Spider Web?


1.

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

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