What is Iraqi Eye Goggles?
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To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
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When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example)..
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The proper response to the question "can I ask you a question?"
Dumbass: "Can I ask you a question?"
Smartass: &..
