What is Ireland's Eye?
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A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!
Random Words:
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..
