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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.
DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?&..
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if there´s is not enough bulk by her boobs turn she round and stick your face between her buttocks to make a real good backstage brumski..
