What is Irish Alarm Clock?
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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when you're having really really boring sex with a chick and, just to liven things up, you repeatedly finger her ass with short sha..
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hoe + prostitute = hoestitute
the worlds biggest hoe
shit check that fat fuckin hoestitute over there dirty cunt...
