Irish Alarm Clock

What is Irish Alarm Clock?

1.

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

See balls, fart, punch, alarm, clock
76

Random Words:

Cuu
1. Brotha,Sista,Homie,Clome,Friend,Trick,Mom,Dad,Relative,A Katrina, Bihotch cuz Man Cuu, that was a bad ass movie. Im gonna go see my cu..
Read more
Knap
1. (v.) To masturbate, choke the chicken, pull one's pork, etc. "Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I..
Read more
Buttn
1. button without an 'o' "the hardest buttn to buttn" See whitey..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free