What is Irish Alarm Clock?
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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Worse than domination, when you get owned
"Shit man you got owned there"
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one who spread his or her buttcheeks to show the anus, often as an invitation to sodomy.
Tom's such a little slutty cheekspreader...
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1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.
2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.
"Why the hell is she with..
