What is Irish Alarm Clock?
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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The mating call of the rarely seen Italian Calvert Scaletti. This call can be heard while the male of this species is in heat, around be..
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When some girl have supersized boobs.
"Oh, dude did you saw that girl?"
"Yeah, super size her."
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