What is Irish Alarm Clock?
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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The act of a reciever of anal sex (male or female) flatuating around the inserted penis. Hence the "rumble" sensation.
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laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed
did you know jesus wiped..
