What is Irish Alarm Clock?
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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To lose your temper, get angry or get violent over a not so trivial matter.
Bob: That guy just took my park. Im gonna go have words wit..
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a bitch who gets drunk often and requires a taxi to take her home each night.
Did you see the legs on that taxi bitch?!!?!?!
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