Irish Commute

What is Irish Commute?

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:

"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:

Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"

Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

See irish commute, drunk, happy hour

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