Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Lobotomy

1. A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain men..

Managaia

1. a South Pacific island where most of the women have multiple orgasms. i went to Managaia with my boy and we have a pleasurable time...

Piece Of Dump

1. What you call someone when they are being a d-bag; also a synonym for a pile of shit. You piece of dump; if you do that again I'm ..

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