Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Agriopoustoscabilo

1. Agri _o_Pootso_Scabilo An aggresive cock slap to the femail face following a blow job (Pipa). The resulting action usually leaves a mar..

Umar

1. Literally, the anus, or anything to do with the ass. I got tysoned in the umar by the cop! I was only going 5 miles over the speed limi..

Crap-o-matic

1. Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat That dude is crap-o-matic. 2. A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit. Hey..

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