Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Zero-oasis

1. A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way. Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 ..

And Then I Found Five Euros

1. Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase t..

Dumpsworth

1. a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligate..

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