Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Yawnese

1. the incoherent language spoken when one tries to talk and yawn at the same time. Emily tried to give me directions this morning, but sh..

Umpties

1. An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh! Yo man y..

Dezh

1. Dezh (Pron. "Daej") is an expression that is being said after a lame move is performed or a stupid joke was made. An adjective..

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