Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Johnson Drippin'

1. A synonym to sexual intercourse but more hood in the suburban kind of way. Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson dr..

Redneck Credit Card

1. A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to..

Gummbear

1. A Fat ass who resembles a oversized gummybear. "God that chicks so fat she looks like a gummybear!"..

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