Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Unintentional Jerking

1. When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it. Bobert: man i was watchin porn fu..

Mexican Mouthwash

1. A bottle of tequila I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other. See ..

Nayki

1. nayki is an abbrevation for "No And You Know It" - Mum, are you a virgin? - Nayki See nayki, no, and, you, know, it..

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