Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Vestal Fart

1. a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger a..

Kink-resistant

1. Homophobic, anti-gay I thought about coming out to my parents, but they are so kink-resistant that they would disinherit me. See homop..

Eunocle

1. Like thingy, thingamajig, but also dude, and expressions like gee willikers, or heaven sakes eunocle encompasses nearly anything--a pers..

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