Irish Math

What is Irish Math?

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

Urinal Rape

1. When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration. Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he..

Vee's Life Story

1. A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely N..

Two-five

1. derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police) Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo. 2. 1.Tw..

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