What is Irish Omelette?
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A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.
" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "
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Compound derivative from the words piss-off-able. Pertains to a person/s or situation that has the capacity to piss one off.
The Labour.. 
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To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.
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