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The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the co..
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When, after a particularly strenuous faecal deposit, one goes to wipe ones arse, only to find there is none there..... A very happy occa..
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A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick ..