Irish Sunglasses

What is Irish Sunglasses?


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Two black eyes that from a distance, look like a pair of sunglasses. Usually a gift to women by their boyfriends or husbands.

"Hey Ted, you see that lady over there?"

"Yeah. She's got a nice pair of Irish Sunglasses on."

See black eye, shiner, fisticuffs, shades


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