What is Irish War Helmet?
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A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
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