What is Iron Christmas Tree?
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The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.
Guy: What's that smell?
Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?
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The act of taking an ass splitting, three pound shit.
I just cracked out a trifecta of turd, and my ass is bleeding!
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Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... bus..
