Iron Christmas Tree

What is Iron Christmas Tree?


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The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.

... Didn't you see the sign?

See insane, spider sex


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