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When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.
P: how much has jim had to drink?
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Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
Did you see that hobo killing two..
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when a swimmer rubs ice on his nipples to harden them in oreder to reduce drag through the water.
Grant is vandertweeking right now but..