Iron Your Face

What is Iron Your Face?


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The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.

Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"


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