What is Iron Your Face?
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The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
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A person who manages to make one-on-one interactions extrememly awkward, but does not display those characteristics in a group setting.
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