Ironing Edit Meaning

1.

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.

Lisa: The word is "irony".

Bart: Huh?

2.

A complete and utter waste of time.

In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing

See ironing, iron, women, waste, time

3.

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpgplayers when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtfi'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

See masturbate, iron, ironing board, wanking, jerking