Ironing

What is Ironing?


1.

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.

Lisa: The word is "irony".

Bart: Huh?

2.

A complete and utter waste of time.

In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing

See ironing, iron, women, waste, time

3.

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpgplayers when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtfi'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

See masturbate, iron, ironing board, wanking, jerking


37

Random Words:

1. Kukic, usually given to a female, refers to the inability of a person to be cohesive and clear. People with this name are often characte..
1. when he isnt writing for the Associated Press or coaching hockey teams, hes kicking ass and taking names, as are all people so blessed w..
1. Kristin mmf Karnage is a beautiful "scene" girl, she currently resides in Florida, and is hated by most who know her, even tho..