Ironman

What is Ironman?


1.

Comic book character. Alter ego is Tony Stark

Look over there, it's Ironman!

See comics, ironman

2.

Originates from Hawaii, the "hawaii Ironman" is the hardest one there is and qualifying for it can be as difficult as finishing the race itself.

An "Iroman" is a triathlon event( see triathlon)which takes all three disciplines(swimming,biking and running) to extreme levels. The event starts with a 3.8 km swim, then going on to the 180km bike and the marathon(about 43km)run.

There is no break between these 3 sports which is what makes it so hard. That and the intense distances. There is a time limit for each event. The swimming time limit is about 2 hours and 20 minutes.

The best usually take about 8 hours to finish an Ironman, the worst will take over 16 hours and some might even have to drop out or risk severe injury and in some cases, death.

It is hard to get into an "Ironman" event, and preparing for one can take years depending on the individuel. Those who participate and finish get a t-shirt which they can proudly wear post-race.

Triathlon and the Ironman are growing in popularity.

Jim trained 3 hours a day everyday for 2 years and entered the "Germany Ironman" and finished with a time of 10 hours. He now has a tshirt which he proudly wears.

Jim feels great and is now one of the ultimate badasses in the world.

No football,rugby,soccer,or whatever player can touch him.

He has become the ultimate endurance athlete. Jim is now an "Ironman"

3.

Eat a girl out when she's having her period

I don't even need to take my vitamins today because I just gave Sharleen the Ironman

See iron, man, ironman, period

4.

In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.

"That chick looks so ugly that she needs to be ironmanned".

"She didn't put out so i ironmanned her".

See super, man, iron, jizz, cum, sex

5.

While getting a blowjob you bust a nut in the chicks mouth, then slam a magnet to her braces making her swallow.

Brittney thought she was too good to swallow until I gave her the Ironman.

See spiderman, superman, angry pirate, angry dragon, avalanche

6.

Fairly strong weed that you steal from your middle aged father; usually really dank smelling.

"My dad has been building a wooden fish tank for the last week. I think his Ironman is too potent."

See ironman, grateful dead, weed

7.

a man who's erection can be repeated a great number of times...

"you are ironman...it was the seventh time today !!!"

See iron, cinderella, erection, wet, dry


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