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How th heck am I supposed to know the answer to that?
Teacher chatting with IM-How far is Earth away from the sun in exact nanometers?
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.
See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she&a..