What is Irritection?
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A state of extreme irritation caused by malfunctioning technology.
Alex felt such irritection she opened the window and threw her computer as far as she could. She smiled her first smile of the day when she heard the sound of its obliterating crash onto the sidewalk six stories down.
When she feels irritection, her lips tighten, her eyes get buggy, and she mutters some phrase with the word pecker in it.
Theo felt intense irritection after spending three fruitless hours trying to sync his iPod with his new Blackberry.
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Common mispellings:
the = teh
that = taht
take = taek
own = pwn
you = joo
dude = jood
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A bullshit illness that is used as an excuse to make up for a lack of work on the part of the sufferer.
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