What is I-ru?
1.
1. A scaly sea animal that roams around on the ocean floor and humps sea coral.
2. Likes to eat the corn that comes out of her ass
3. Male donkey
I-Ru was swimming gayly through the ocean, and then she felt an intense feeling, which was really a fart. When she let out this mass amount of gas, she rocketed out of the water and landed...on Mars.