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(Noun) An indulgence for a man.
Nick: My hairdresser gives me a massage, offers free WiFi while I wait - and has a beer fridge stocked..
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slang for your penis
Beating the one eyed midget
See trouser snake, tally-wacker, one eyed monster..
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Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.
No one ever fell for his "..