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Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it..
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Whoever I want to call it.
My asshole can riverstomp better than "You @#$%&! piece of shit!..
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When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until ..