Is That A Wart?

What is Is That A Wart??


1.

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Amy: Matt, it's over.

Matt: But why?

Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.

Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.

Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)

Matt: Is that a wart?

See is, that, a, wart, will, amy, matt


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