What is Isaac Hanson?
1.
Oldest brother of trio band
Plays guitar; vocals.
Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?
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2.
A delicious looking man.
Girl 1: "That guy over there is so hot I want to jump on him."
Girl 2: "I know, right? Such an Isaac Hanson."
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3.
Former trainwreck of the boy band trio. Also, Got nikkie pregers and had a shot gun wedding now a father of 2 little boys who go after their middle names, strangly enbough??? Now he's actualy sexy and really sweet... i met him twice!
"Hey look at that trainwreck over there... wait that's Isaac Hanson."
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4.
A cocky bastard that resembles a horse
That stupid bastard over there is such an Isaac Hanson...we better get him a feedbag.
5.
The disposable Hanson brother.
Best known for being an asshole to the fans and playing a pretty sweet guitar, this Hanson brother is one they can most easily replace.
"OMG! Look! There goes the disposable one! I wonder where the gay one and the fat one are?"
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6.
Isaac Hanson, Noun, slander
somebody who you used to crush on when you were ten but realize they became very gay, were never that hot, and dear god, you now might be a lesbain.
Example:
A: Hey, isn't that Todd? Didn't we go to school with him in middle school?
B: Yeah. Ew.
A: Hell, what an Isaac Hanson. *Looks at female friend...becomes suddenly attracted and can't explain strong penchant towards flannel*
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has cancer in one eye or so it seems. Trys to be sex, when most definetly not. Has sex with groups after he gets them drunk enough so they don't know who he is even being famous doesnt do him justice.
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Fred::Hey did you see the new guy i school?
Drew: Yeah totally isaac hanson man.
Fred: Jesus looks like his mom dropped his.
Drew: Exactly
