What is Isaak?
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Tall, thin, fast-ass metabolism, will trade soul for computer parts; unlikely to ever excel in physical activities. Occasionally suspected to be gay. Conducts long, drawn-out debates with science teachers about their use of slightly simplified terminology. Stubborn as a mule. Attempts at humor typically fail miserably, thus creating more lulz for all.
"Damn, that Isaak sucks at football, dude."
'Yeah, but he gave my computer, like, six gigs of ram last night."
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