What is Isack?
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The do-it-all asset of the iSack brand is key to its popularity. A single person may wear up to 30 iSacks on them, depending on the items contained within the iSacks and the number of belt loops on the pants. iSack developers have reportedly been researching a revolutionary new style of pants that have 200 loops on them, but iSack and Banana has made no announcement.
"The iSack corporation refuses to comment on any type of pant development." - James Ripkey, Spokesperson for the Banana Company.
The Banana Company is run by Diewitt and it owns the complete iSack line. Created in 2005, the Banana Company was set up by Diewitt, and was orignally intended to be a joke.
"I really didn't think that loser would really make the iSack thingymajig! I mean, Diewitt just started talking about the Banana Store and he just burst out laughing. I thought he was high or something. He continued to laugh for at least 10 minutes, at least. I was starting to wonder whether me or Christina shoul do anything. But anyways, he actually created the iSack thing, and what would you know! the iSack idea actually worked. The Banana idea was all mine anyways, Diewitt knows it! I have 20 lawyers working on it right now, and that loser's money will soon be mine! Diewitt is also super hot." - Kimberly
Diewitt refuses to make any comment on Kimberly, except that he agrees that he is super hot, as he "claims" is Kimberly, except that he himself is infinately hotter.
The Banana Company continues to run today. It makes an estimated 10 Billion-Kajillion Buckaroos a year (equilivent to 200 Billion American dollars, or, according to Diewitt, "2,000 Billion Chocalate Coins!")It is the second highest grossing company to date. (The highest is the Grapefruit Company, run by CEO, Phuong, which oddly enough sells Bananas, not grapefruit.)
The iSack comes in:
Christmas Colors : Red/Green, Green/Red, Rreen/Ged
Easter Colors : Egg, Rich/ard
Halloween Colors : Orange/Black, Black/Orange, Pumpkin, Chris/tina
Fiesta Colors : Red/Green/White, Gust/avo,
Pacific Islander Colors : Green/Yellow, Brown/Green, Jonat/hon
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(What follows is a fictional story on the creation of a real item, the iSack, created by Diewitt Duong. All real life references are intended to be humourous, and will be removed at the request of the specified affliation. Contact Diewitt at osilentclosure on AOL Instant Messanger.)
A History of the iSack
"The newest, hippest, hottest assessory for this new generation! Featuring hand-stitched fibers, the iSack is the all purpose bag. The iSack functions as an extra pocket, attaching to any belt loop on a pair of pants. The iSack is easy to put on and put off, and comes in seasonal designs (christmas stockings, easter eggs, pumpkins). Perfect for school, work, the gym, or home, get your iSack today!" - 2006 Advertising campaign for the "iSack model 12"
The iSack was developed by Diewitt, after his chemistry teacher gave each person in his class a Christmas Stocking. The "original iSack" was constructed of a red/green Christmas Stocking. Diewitt used a broken candy cane to function as the safety lock. Diewitt made 100 and they instantly sold out. Word spread, and the iSack became an overnight success.
Produced solely in Southern California, the iSack is currently sold in 23 countries, and comes in 15 styles as of this date. It is the 13th most searched item at google and it was featured as the invention of the year in "Time Magazine" and on "Good Morning America."
"To witness such an item as the iSack grow in its popularity occurs once a lifetime. Some may say that the iSack is a rip-off of the Apple's i-pod/i-book/i-mac series, but the courtcase "iSack vs Apple Computers, Inc" clearly established the precedent that the Apple Company does not own the i-insert symbol sigma. The iSack is quite the astouding item, and I actually have 20 iSacks on me right now. Each one containing a different group of items. Thanks Diewitt, for your grand invention!" - Regis Philbin
The do-it-all asset of the iSack brand is key to its popularity. A single person may wear up to 30 iSacks on them, depending on the items contained within the iSacks and the number of belt loops on the pants. iSack developers have reportedly been researching a revolutionary new style of pants that have 200 loops on them, but iSack and Banana has made no announcement.
"The iSack corporation refuses to comment on any type of pant development." - James Ripkey, Spokesperson for the Banana Company.
The Banana Company is run by Diewitt and it owns the complete iSack line. Created in 2005, the Banana Company was set up by Diewitt, and was orignally intended to be a joke.
"I really didn't think that loser would really make the iSack thingymajig! I mean, Diewitt just started talking about the Banana Store and he just burst out laughing. I thought he was high or something. He continued to laugh for at least 10 minutes, at least. I was starting to wonder whether me or Christina shoul do anything. But anyways, he actually created the iSack thing, and what would you know! the iSack idea actually worked. The Banana idea was all mine anyways, Diewitt knows it! I have 20 lawyers working on it right now, and that loser's money will soon be mine! Diewitt is also super hot." - Kimberly
Diewitt refuses to make any comment on Kimberly, except that he agrees that he is super hot, as he "claims" is Kimberly, except that he himself is infinately hotter.
The Banana Company continues to run today. It makes an estimated 10 Billion-Kajillion Buckaroos a year (equilivent to 200 Billion American dollars, or, according to Diewitt, "2,000 Billion Chocalate Coins!")It is the second highest grossing company to date. (The highest is the Grapefruit Company, run by CEO, Phuong, which oddly enough sells Bananas, not grapefruit.)
The iSack comes in:
Christmas Colors : Red/Green Green/Red Rreen/Ged
Easter Colors : Egg Rich/ard
Halloween Colors : Orange/Black Black/Orange Pumpkin Chris/tina
Fiesta Colors : Red/Green/White Gust/avo
Pacific Islander Colors : Green/Yellow Brown/Green Jonat/hon
See
3.
(What follows is a fictional story on the creation of a real item, the iSack, created by Diewitt. All real life references are intended to be humourous, and will be removed at the request of the specified affliation.)
A History of the iSack
"The newest, hippest, hottest assessory for this new generation! Featuring hand-stitched fibers, the iSack is the all purpose bag. The iSack functions as an extra pocket, attaching to any belt loop on a pair of pants. The iSack is easy to put on and put off, and comes in seasonal designs (christmas stockings, easter eggs, pumpkins). Perfect for school, work, the gym, or home, get your iSack today!" - 2006 Advertising campaign for the "iSack model 12"
The iSack was developed by Diewitt, after his chemistry teacher gave each person in his class a Christmas Stocking. The "original iSack" was constructed of a red/green Christmas Stocking. Diewitt used a broken candy cane to function as the safety lock. Diewitt made 100 and they instantly sold out. Word spread, and the iSack became an overnight success.
Produced solely in Southern California, the iSack is currently sold in 23 countries, and comes in 15 styles as of this date. It is the 13th most searched item at google and it was featured as the invention of the year in "Time Magazine" and on "Good Morning America."
"To witness such an item as the iSack grow in its popularity occurs once a lifetime. Some may say that the iSack is a rip-off of the Apple's i-pod/i-book/i-mac series, but the courtcase "iSack vs Apple Computers, Inc" clearly established the precedent that the Apple Company does not own the i-insert symbol sigma. The iSack is quite the astouding item, and I actually have 20 iSacks on me right now. Each one containing a different group of items. Thanks Diewitt, for your grand invention!" - Regis Philbin
Part 1 of 4 detailing in the history of the iSack.
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