Isexual

What is Isexual?


1.

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)

1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?

2:No response

1:(repeats louder)

2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-

1:"You're so isexual!"

See ipod, apple, nerd, geek, ho, sex, girl

2.

the state or quality of being sexually responsive only to various Apple products and the buzz surrounding them.

Guy 1: Who's that new girl? She's kinda cute.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time -- I heard she's iSexual, and the new iPhone has a vibrator mode.

See apple, iphone, ipod, itouch, sexual, bisexual, homosexual, transexual


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