What is Ishit?
1.
The Apple version of shit.
Ohh maa fuckin iShit
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2.
Listening to your ipod, playing with your iphone or any apple product while taking a shit!
Man i can sit on the toilet for hours while taking an ishit!
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3.
To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.
Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.
As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
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4.
misc apple products and programs
"You going to lunch with us?"
"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"
or
"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"
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5.
1.when your
2.shitting while listening to your
1.My iPod is an iShit.
2.Emily: What were you doing last night?
Rick: I was iShitting. I just didn't wanna turn my iPod off, so I took an iShit.
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6.
A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.
Yo lemme see your new iShit.
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