What is Ism?
1.
Chronic marijuana.
"I jus' gunna get sun 'mad ism' and lounge for a week."
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2.
in greek societys, someone with the same line number are considered isms.
You can also be in the same class as well as ism and therefore be called "class ism". Or additionally also be syands and be "class ism syands".
Magma and Sizzlin' Bacon are #32 Epsilons, making them the hottest class-isms ever.
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3.
1. one's unique mannerisms
Don't make fun of my isms.
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Acronym: International School Manila.
ISM is probably the awesomest school in Manila, nay, the world, nay, the universe! We are not as racist as those stupid little SAS shits (even though we are not as good at sports and not as smart), and are smarter and better at sports than nearly all the other IASAS schools, and DEFINITELY better at both that any other school in the Philippines, especially Brent (FUCK THOSE STUPID TWATS). ISM is both traditional, yet modern; skanky, yet conservative; bitchy, yet friendly. It is like love: self-contradictory, at once pleasurable and painful. The typical ISM student:
-considers a C as a grade that is only for stupid people
-hangs out with some BSM, Brent, etc, kids, but secretly thinks that they are better than them
-is extremely wealthy compared to the average Filipino citizen
-lives in the Makati area (except for some who live in Alabang or Quezon City)
-makes racist cracks often, funnily, awesomely, and inoffensively.
Rival schools of ISM include Brent, Faith, BSM, and Brent. However, the mascot, which is the bearcat, is regrettably lame, as bearcats are not macho, but cute, cuddly little animals. ISM used to be called ASM - the American School of Manila. However, the name was changed when the school wanted to encourage more Asians to attend the school. That year, many Americans dropped out of ISM, but many Asians enrolled, which is way cooler, since Asians are smarter and better than Americans. This might be why there are not many platinum blondes at ISM and many at Faith, which is probably also linked to the fact that ISM pwns Faith at Academic Bowl every time. ISM is one of the oldest, most expensive, most prestigious schools in the Philippines, if not the oldest, most expensive, most prestigious school, and more people from ISM go to awesome colleges than any other school in the Philippines.
Basically, ISM pwns you all (especially if you're Brent).
"OMG, you go to ISM? Wow, you must be awesome!"
"Yes. Yes, I am."
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5.
suffix meaning something the root said. only used with names of people or groups of people.
Bushism and
Leno ism and
Bostonian ism and
Conservitavism
6.
In a
I love my ism! We're both rep that deuce deuce!
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its pronounced ::IS-UMM:: A word used as slang for
"so wuts good wit all the ism..........blaze it"
-which means-
"my good man where is all the marijuana......light that stuff up"
"Spread the ism around until the ism reaches each end// take your fingers and your thumb from tip to tip// roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick" - lyrics from the redman song, how to roll a blunt off of the how high
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