What is Ismay?
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An Ismay is often found either on the pavement in deprived areas, on people's shoes or in giant castles. An Ismay is also a "really cool rich kid". Taxi drivers apear allergic to them. Ismays like to pretend to smoke and have very small penises. They are bright orange so that no one can see them when they are burning to death.
TAXI DRIVER: SHIT! An Ismay. *presses ejector seat for back seats.
