Ismini

What is Ismini?

a whale-like specimen who has no life and who enjoys screwing the bible after church in new york city

don't touch ismini--she might bite you...either way she would kill you by her nasty odor....like that of a skunk.

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Zipper Fuck

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..

Vom Perignon

1. Alcohol induced vommiting "ah i drank so much last night i Vom Perignonned all over the place" See sick, barf, puke, blew ch..

Fellatio Nelson

1. Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column). We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I..

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