I.s.s.

What is I.s.s.?


1.

A forum where the populace consists of 10-13 year olds. The website is basically a reject version of Niketalk. Users often debate on why their voice are changing, why little coils of hair are growing in private places, acne medication, a detailed step-to-step guide on how to kiss, the "birds and the bees" talk, official what elementary school do you go to post, how to convince parents to buy $300 pair of shoes, and etc.

Here is a compilation of the "characters" on I.S.S.:

1. LatinFusion aka Bobblehead, No Neck, or Emo Spic

2. Shortyrockjayz aka Never Walked , Snorlaxrockjayz, Smelly Fat Pussy, or All My Jordans Never Crease Cuz My Feet Provides The Stuffing (Basically she is fat as shit.)

3. b ! o h a z R D aka AzN fAgGoT.

4. That Spanish girl who wears her glasses to the tip of her nose (Poser)

5. Too many Asian "gangsters" to note. (irocknikes)

6. iCEDOUTNiKZ aka Proactiv/Slim Fast model.

Some popular quotes frequently used on the forum:

1. "THOSE ARE SOME HOT FLINT XIIIS!"

2. "DAMN NICE OUTFITZ! WHERE CAN I COP THE WHOLE THING?"

3. *female posts an image of what she's wearing but the head is not present* "OMFG UR SO FUKIN HOT!"

4. "YEAH I'LL FUCK YOU UP! COME MEET ME AT X TOMORROW" - Scrawny 12 year old.

I use my mommy's grocery money to buy my Jordans. (I.S.S.)

See i.s.s., nike, shoes, homos

2.

Imperial Star Ship

Prefix used by the Terran Empire; from the original Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror";

Computer: "...succeeded to command of I.S.S. Enterprise through assasination of...."

See iss, star trek, kirk, spock


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