What is Isuck?
1.
Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot! (with a hint of sarcasm)
2.
A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
3.
Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen
Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
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