What is It Always Thunders Before It Rains?


1.

When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.

"How come it always thunders before it rains?"

See pee, poop, farts, bathroom


40

Random Words:

1. Another name for Absolute Vodka Hey for this coming patry can you get Bitchka?..
1. When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together...
1. A roid raging racist that enjoys destroying tokyo with her tits Jap, "GODZILLA GODZILLA I SPILL RICE!!" Tourist, "No yo..