It Contractor

What is It Contractor?


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An IT Contractor is a person that gets paid huge amounts of money for doing nothing at all. The IT Contractor first came into its own in 1999 when the world was conned into thinking all computers would crash at midnight , news years day 2000. This was the biggest scam of all time and has for ever since been a legend in IT Contracting circles.

Contractors can be seen most, if not all evenings, occupying large tables in Bars / Pubs and talking about how good Linux is and how end users are thick cunts.

See also Lazy Cunt, Idle , Scammer, Useless Tossers , Booze, Alcoholic

Help my company has too much money, we need to employ an IT Contractor.

See lazy, cunt, wanker, tosser, it, shit, fuck, fucker, ide, cock


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