What is It Puts The Lotion In The Basket?


1.

Taken from Silence of the Lambs. Said by Buffalo Bill/Jamie Gumb, NOT Hannibal Lecter as some think.

It puts the lotion in the basket

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

2.

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

3.

A funny line to say to your friend when you spot a transvestite that looks more like a half-assed hill billy wearing his grandmother's clothing than a real woman.

Friend one: Wow, look at that crazy dude trying to look like a woman. He forgot to shave, and that dress looks like something my grandmother would wear.

Friend two (in creepy Buffalo Bill voice): "It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again."

Much snickering ensues.

See lotion, basket


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