It Started

What is It Started?


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A polictically-correct way to say the word "retarded," a la the Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started."

Tom: Oh man, Jim, I was heading to school today and I saw a BUNCH of retarded kids walking to their special school.

Teacher: Thomas Joseph Wilkins! You know not to use such language in the classroom!

Tom: Sorry, Mrs. Peterson. What happened was I saw a bunch of it started kids on the way to school. They were so it started that I went up and stole a bunch of money from each of them and they didn't even notice, and then I pushed one of them over, laughed at him, and yelled "get out of the way, it start!"

Teacher: That's much better Thomas.

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