What is It Wasn't Me?
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Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
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B est
O bjects
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S ucking
PEDIATRICIAN: B.O.O.B.S. are better for your baby than a bottle.
21ST CENTURY MOM: This aint the..
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Getting pussy from someone other than your girlfriend or the girl you usually have sex with.
student 1 "Dude, I tried to call you...
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A mix between a ninja, a pirate, and a vampire.
Pretty much the secksiest thing in existence.
OMG! That guy over there is, like, tota..
