It Wasn't Me

What is It Wasn't Me?


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Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?

Kid : It wasn't me!

Man : But I saw you doing it.

Kid : It wasn't me!

Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...


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