It Wasn't Me

What is It Wasn't Me?


1.

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?

Kid : It wasn't me!

Man : But I saw you doing it.

Kid : It wasn't me!

Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...


23

Random Words:

1. Walk around the Block Hey, I'm takin' the dogs for a W round the B! See walk, go for a walk, walking the dog..
1. to use another to prevent someone you don't like getting some pussy. "that dickhead, i'm gonna get his mate to prock blo..
1. A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash. Luckily the landing pad was t..