What is Italian Food?
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Best food to eat while talking at the same time.
Evvee butty mangia da mingia!
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Culinary tradition stolen from China. Spaghetti - Noodles (Chinese)
Tomato sauce - Ketchup (Chinese)
Chinese person : rook that fat woman with a goatee is a making a noodles stir fry.
Chinese intellectual : No she a not making noodles that a woman a making italian food, spaghetti with a ragu. She a not chinese, you no see she style her hair with butter? an a she have lot of facial hair, she Itarian.
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Not as bad as
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The act of one gentlemen performing a backwards manwich chili dog (penis aimed toward the bellybutton, balls dangling over the obese man..