Italian Olive Press

What is Italian Olive Press?


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Also the Tandem Olive Press

This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?

John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

See blumpkin, poop, toilet, shit, italian, dump, sex, olives


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